If you don't already have your bag of li'l army men & your rubber dinosaurs out already, it's because it's bedtime and your mom won't let you, because I'm posting this so damn late in the day because my job sucks, don't they know I have *F*CKING**SCANNING* TO DO?!?!?...
(P.S. - I don't care what Wackipedia says, this thing HAD to have been written by Ed Wood, Jr.!...)
